Thank You

I promise that my blog will soon return to serious matters instead of just Big Brother news. But I had to say that I may have had my faith in the British Public restored following the news that Craig has been voted out.

13 Responses to “Thank You”

  1. Tony says:

    You could start with the serious matter of bombing Iran…what are we waiting for??????

  2. Tony says:

    See, my argument would be…It’d make great TV. Come on, those f**kers have been undermining the US since 1979 and it’s about time they got some back! Further more, why stop at a few nuclear facilities…I say go in mob handed and hit em ten f**kin’ fold for every devious trick those f**kers have pulled in the last 35 years!

    Amen sister!

    P.S I guess that’s my quota of two rants huh? Cya tomorrow!

  3. The Opinion says:

    Well done Turret’s Tony, insight is the first step to healing.

  4. Recidivist says:

    The Opinion… I thought you were supposed to be a Doctor… Surely you should know it’s Tourette’s?

    Just spoke to Drunk, who said I should also mention the following about his first night in hospital: he would have had great fun with the fabulous bed, doing ‘bed goes up, bed goes down’, a la Homer Simpson. But was so sick he thought it would make him throw up…

    We’re 93-1. Vaughan is a marvel.

  5. Tony says:

    That’s uncanny…how in the f**k did you f**king know that I had f**kin’ Tourette’s? Hey man, I don’t care what the smart girl is alluding to, anyone that nails a diagnosis like that must be a Quack! Spelling or not!

    Look it Doctor Cheeze, you’re all bent out of shape coz I suggested that you were self-righteous and got a bang out of being pious. Well I’m sorry!!! I didn’t mean it, I was kidding, get over it! Go make someone better! Better still, prescribe yourself some vagisil, because I do believe that feminine itch is making you cranky!

    Anyway, I’m surprised you didn’t pick up on my third grade arithmetic (I failed). Or maybe you did, and you were just being nice? Whatever, it actually wasn’t a mistake at all…I had simply forgotten Khomeini’s time in exile, and thought I should add it on!

    Yeah, I know…you’re a Doctor, you aint buying it!

    Deek Houston

    Astronaut and Porn Star

    Recidivist…a friend once asked a nurse, what would happen in the event of an erection during a bed bath. She told him she’d hit it with a reflex hammer, as that was standard procedure. Get Drunk to try it and report back!

  6. The Opinion says:

    Blast..was trying to bluff it and stay undercover.I hardly need to remind you of the quality of my spelling (am taking your last no-show in the pixie-pit as a white flag).
    I’m missing Tony(hereafter to be known as TT)…what have I done?

  7. Recidivist says:

    Tony – fortunately Drunk is a lot better, so (much to his dismay, I am sure) he won’t be getting any bed baths. Although I am sure he could twist my arm…

    Dr – I am afraid I can see your email address, although no one else can, so yes, of course I knew it was you. I didn’t get another game invite for the pixie-pit, although I have to concede a sound thrashing by you in our last game…

    Tony. Do you get out much?

  8. The Opinion says:

    TT, ignore my melancholy… You have broken the conditions of your restraining order and have become inappropriate again.Your flagrant misuse of the exclamation mark is troubling and carries a grave prognosis.Unless you decist I will have no option but to section you.

  9. Tony says:

    I detect the fragrance of intellectual snobbery in your tone Doctor! I’m here Chief…and Recidivist willing, I aint going nowhere!

  10. Tony says:

    No Recidivist, all my friends bailed back to the States, the local pubs are full of Chavs…so frankly, no I don’t. You got me!

  11. Tony says:

    Maybe I should move up to the smoke, hang with you and the good Doc…but by the vibe, I’d be worried it’d drive me to drink, and that aint cool…coz I’m half way there already!

  12. Tony says:

    That bleeding heart liberal persona only goes so far huh…interesting! No worries, I never thought for a second that Guardian readers practiced what they preached…and it only took a week to prove it!

  13. Tony says:

    You’re pretty funny Doctor…I like that…f**kin’ restraining order! HA!

    You know it!

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