It’s eviction night in the Elstree house, and at the risk of disappointing some of my regular readers with more comments from the cultural morass that is Big Brother, I really have to have my say.
Kemal went through a bit of a bad time with the whole Makosi-Mole-Paranoia, but with that platypus-faced Orlaith going from group to group with her insidious bitching, and trying to break up the Kemal-Makosi-Vanessa trio, can you blame him for his insecurity? This week he has more than redeemed himself with his Red Squirrel antics, and I am loving his work and his Missoni-style shrug. So please for god’s sake don’t vote for him, but evict that sour faced, insipid, nipple-fiddling twat. The public already got rid of one of the most genuinely interesting people ever to grace (and I use that word with lashings of irony – grace is not the first word to spring to mind when I think of the force that is Science) the Big Brother screen last week when Orlaith escaped eviction. Leave someone interesting in there so that we don’t get left with a bunch of moaning Craigs.
Speaking of which. If he had been a heterosexual male, and Anthony a woman, then surely Big Brother would have intervened last night to stop him sexually harassing Anthony. This is the man who is worried that people will call him Myra Hindley when he comes out. She has nothing on you, love. You are a selfish, manipulative, preening winge-bag with man-boobs.
I feel much better now.