“No one wants to feel like a sausage in a sausage factory. And you certainly wouldn’t want that when it comes to eyecare. At Dolland and Aitchison we prefer to take our time to find out what you really need. And what you don’t. And we promise to treat you like a person. Not a sausage. D&A. We see eyecare differently.”
This is the voiceover of an ad currently running on the telly. It accompanies animated images of a man who gets unwillingly pulled into a factory, wrapped in a sausage skin, and fitted with new glasses. On leaving, he meets a woman who opens a briefcase out of which grows an office, who then fits him with glasses.
Am I alone in wondering what the relevance is?
You have clearly lost the plot…Prince Harry visits lapdancing clubs and we get this nonsense.I’ll let this one pass, but get please refocus and get back to what’s really bloody going on out there.
Oh, and before I go, why no post on The Apprentice which is just brilliant.
Perhaps ‘Buy your glasses from us and you’re stuffed’
Wonderfull episode of the apprentice tonight. Sugar was Sweet! Dung stunk!
opticians are like sausages – gotta know yer onions!