… at work
Colleague #1: Going to leave early. Fatality on the line at Brentwood.
Colleague #2: Oh dear. Selfish idiot. Colleague #1: Yeah. The trains are all messed up now. Colleague #2: Glad I’m not going that way tonight.
Nice one guys. The very milk of human kindness.
Yeah, thank god it wasn’t on my line, I would have hated to have missed Eastenders.