Being an avid reader of disposable trash mags such as Heat magazine (despite Mukiwa’s earnest and well-meaning attempts to persuade me of the irredeemable evil of such publications), I have noticed recently that Kelly Osbourne has been lauded for her dramatic weight loss, and all the glossies are showing pictures of her sporting her new, beautiful, look.
A couple of years ago, her brother Jack lost a lot of his puppy fat, and immediately appeared in such features as ‘Torso of the Week’.
I don’t know what PR deals the ever resourceful Sharon has put in place with all of these magazines, but I feel I need to be a lone voice of reason, and point out that it doesn’t matter how thin they are, the spawn of Ozzy and Shaz are just not attractive, and it doesn’t matter if they embark on a Nicole Ritchie style abstemiousness, they never will be.
Hey meanie, give them a break.It wasn’t their fault they were thrown into the mix at a tender age.We’d all be loathable brats in the same circumstances.
Ain’t good is it… looks like Marilyn Manson!
I’m only trying to save you from yourself. You see, you’ll start off on something like Heat then you’ll regress to Hello and OK! magazine and god knows what other vapid, purient glossy evil that lurks amidst the shelves of the newsagent. For the record, our friendship ends if I ever see a copy of ‘The Sun’, ‘Daily Mail’ or ‘News of the World’ in your place!
My bile duct is particularly engorged today. I’ve got a devastating problem on my computer despite near religious devotion to maintenance. Gah!
Oh and in that picture, Kelly looks like the ill fated union of a Racoon and a South Park character.