I have long been telling everyone who will listen that Eugene is not what he seems. The speech impediment, the beautifully timed non-anecdotes, the nerdy ability to converse fluently in Morse, his MI5 style shooting one tin can after another in his practicing for the Rodeo Task, are all, in my mind, glaring pointers to him acting a very good character in order to win the show. I do want him to win whether or not he is in character – having just seen him cry over the dilemna of whether to shorten Makosi’s kidnapping torture, I have decided he is either an incredibly talented actor, or a man of such feeling that he must win.
Will the nation please get over their misapprehension that Anthony is good looking – he looks like a character out of Pokemon.
And, in other Big Brother news, once more tonight’s show has confirmed to me that Craig is a malicious, sanctimonious parasite who is not fit to lick the blood off Pete Doherty’s needles.
I have to confess to an early aversion to Eugene … not because he was a nasty person, but just because he reminded me of some of those limpets who you befriend – mainly because you feel a little sorry for them – and then spending what seems like the rest of your life regretting your own milk of human kindness.
But then on Friday I rather shocked myself when I realised that I was actually rooting for him.
Craig is just THE stereotypical needy bitchy demanding attention-seeking queer and should be [censored] and [censored] before being [censored] repeatedly and vigorously over hot coals.
Anthony? Too dim to even waste words on.
Hell yeah! Eugene to win…f**k all those other insidious f**kers…and that ‘fro’…f**k the ‘fro’!!!!
Eugene’s a penis.
I quite like that Kinga, though…
Is Dave not very fond of his own penis?
No. On the contrary…
Tony – what is the ‘fro’?
Dave. In your assesment of Eugene, let us not forget that you are the man who fancies a girl who stuck a bottle up her unmentionables, raising the levels of vulgarity and the sheer try-hard factor way beyond any of the desperate antics we have ever seen on this or any previous series.
And Mark. I agree with you – I initially didn’t like Eugene at all. But perhaps because he is the only one not overtly self-centred in there, I have become rather fond. And since the public showed its utter stupidity in voting off first the genius that was Science, and then Kemal, we are reduced to supporting him…
Urmmm, it’s a slightly un-pc description of ‘Multiple Makosi’s’ weave…as in Afro! I appreciate that in modern Britain that makes me a bigoted animal, but I’m not…I just hate her, and her f**king wig!
Anyway, I can’t be a ‘racialist’ coz I dig on that one cat from the The Bill‘s fro…and was very depressed when he cut it off! Plus, I love Hendrix…AND…was more excited than a Spurs fan when Edger signed up! Not technically a fro I know, but y’know what I mean!
So…far from the BNP embracing your ’most eloquent’ site….it’s just me talkin’ shit!
Keep up the good work…and go with something controversial, I do like controversial!
T.
…and, I just bought the Black Eyed Peas album…and I’m a Badass Metalhead! You don’t get much more socially liberal than that…let me tell ya!
I cannot stand Me-Me-Me-kosi. She keeps crying. And lying. She is more of a drama queen than Bitch Tits Craig. I’m looking at that formless excuse of a man and I do believe he’s a C-cup now. Kinga is just too vulgar for words. Eugene I warm to. Anyone who can burst into tears over some scones and cakes deserves a round of applause. Although he needs his head read for giving up baked products for that fat-arsed manipulator. I feel much better now. Thank you x
I’ve been censored by the Guardian reading bougiouse! Typical…
I demand my right to get drunk and talk crap! This is a free net!
In that case, I’m gonna get more drunk…and go watch tits and Nazis on Sky TV!
Viva the revolution!
The oppressed!
Well in response to the flurry of comments last night… Apologies for not moderating your ’some of my best friends are…’ pleas last night, Tony. I was in casualty with Drunk as he admitted himself onto a detox course.
Drunk, who, I think you will now agree, Mark, was plenty drunk enough! I told him your comment though, and he laughed. I took a picture of him when he was getting his blood tested. They gave him a nice little cardboard bowl in case he threw up. He wore it, jauntily, like a bowler hat, and lay back posing for the picture, for all the world like he was reclining on a sun lounger on holiday.
Everyone was brilliant and it really impressed me that the NHS is so good, even putting up with Drunk’s awful jokes, and even though he was admitted at Homerton hospital, which is one of the most stretched hospitals in the world. When they did an exchange with a Johannesburg hospital, the South African doctor said that Homerton was worse, which is saying something…
Tony – I have been thinking about your comments. I know that they are flippant, and that you mean no harm. And far from wanting to be holier-than-thou, I hope I can always take the piss out of both myself and the issues I like to champion.
However, having grown up in a country where racism was the difference between life and death for many, and having seen the effects that our ingrained prejudices here have had in the last few weeks, I am going to really advocate that you read the other Recidivist’s recent article…
http://recidivistjournals.blogspot.com/2005/08/black-men-cant-run.html
Now – I bet you liked that. Being told what to read by a lefty Guardian reading so-and-so!
i had heard tales that bankok women could do some amazing things with darts, but I take my hat off to that Kinga and her attempt to open the wine bottle with nothing more than vagina suction and vice-like inner labia. i bet it was Kemal who nicked the corkscew. Handy girl to have around. A swiss army knife – with tits!!
PS – love your work!!
Now wait a minute, I’m confused! What are you trying to tell me…that you have a rampant alter-ego? What’s with the militant homo packing a Glock?
I’m just pulling your pig tails kid…coz I like ya!
Seriously, I’m sorry to hear about your boy…I hope all that turns out Ok. As for the ’some of my best friends are’…Na, not really! I once wrote tunes with a black cat, and he was a lazy f**ker! Ha!
Look, racism is born of ignorance and fear…and I aint ignant and I aint scared…so go figure!
Anyway, tip top that you took it all in good spirit…I wasn’t sure you would!
You be cool now, ya hear?
Good luck to your boy!
T.
Makosi cannot win Makosi cannot win Makosi cannot win (repeat ad infinitum or at least until Friday 21.25). I’ve just spotted that someone has used the word labia on a post. Do you pronounce it lay-bee-er or lab-ee-ah? What would NHS Direct say?
Hey Queenie.
Do you know, I was visiting Drunk tonight, precariously sharing his fabulous bed with adjustable back and leg thingy, trying not to laugh at his salmon coloured standard issue pyjamas, and watching BBLB. And I kind of thought (along with Dermie in this weeks’ Heat) that perhaps Makosi deserves to win. She isn’t the nicest person in the world, but she has given us the most Big Brother worthy performance.
Am astounded that my longest ever string of comments on my blog is in response to Big Brother!
Makosi represents everything that is wrong with society…Makosi represents the ‘century of the self.’ A concept Freud saw at his most depressed point! F**k that, and shame on you for supporting it! No way should someone be rewarded for such ugly self promotion! I am surprised that a ‘Guardian reader’ would support such thinly veiled celebrity politics! I am genuinely angry!
I still love and admire you…with my heart and soul…but you got that one wrong!
Fuck Makosi…and that wig!
Right on!
Viva Eugene! God bless Eugene!
LOL
And they said it was bombs that broght the country together
don’t romanticise alcoholism(his fabulous bed, he wore the sick bowl jauntily on his head).Despite Pete Doherty, it’s just not romantic….try more than a couple of visits to casualty, it’ll wear you down.
Your longest string is down to me talking shit…You want streams, be controversial. That simple…use key words google will pick up on…then you’ll get what you want…but with that will come morons…you’ll drown in a sea of crap!
Better you don’t stick your head in the beehive!
Recidivist, when you slipped your disc I wasn’t aware that you’d lost hold of your critical faculties too. How can you say that Moloko deserves to win with her fake sex/pregnancy/hair/crying shenanigans? Did you not see Eugene’s brilliant rendition of Tainted Love last night? You’ve got to love the guy.
Thanks, The Opinion. I agree with you – it isn’t romantic, and I have known Drunk for almost two years, and believe me, I know how utterly soul destroying it is. I love him dearly, and have, in the last week or so, cried as I saw his pain and his torment, and hoped that he will get help. I have seen him unable to pick up his glass, hold himself upright, bath himself.
The levity of my comments about the hospital visit were just to inject some light into what was a very tough day for him. I am incredibly proud that he made the decision to admit himself onto a detox course, and will support him as much as I can over his recovery.
Thanks for making me see the light, Queenie… You are indeed right. It was lovely to see Eugene finally get irritated too – laughed my head off when he said Kinga was a bitch. She is such a freak…
I can see how an alcoholic not being able to pick up his glass might be a problem. But not being able to bath…hmmm, presumably you had to help him? So it aint all bad!
I think it’s ok to joke about adversity…I do it all the time. Clearly there is a time and a place, and often it is inappropriate, but I don’t see it as indication that one cares any more or less. It just means they have a sense of humour.
…and hey, it has the added advantage of allowing the self-righteous to get a lil pious! Everyone’s a winner baby!
Obviously I’m not contradicting myself…because these rules don’t apply to my sanctimonious dribble regarding Multiple Makosi!
T.
I don’t normally support censorship, but please can Tony’s rant line be limited to 2 per day? Dependant upon good behaviour, this could of course be subsequently increased.
Eat me!
The Opinion, I am in full agreement with you. Tony – I will never censor or censure your opinions, but try not to be too rude! After all, we don’t want a repeat of the night before last when you got pissed and wrote loads of guff and had to beg me not to publish the more obnoxious ones.
After all, I refused to publish a comment of Drunk’s saying he thinks that you are a knob.
And, because I have the power to do so, I am insisting that you all desist from continuing this thread and play like nice children. I will be too busy playing scrabble and trying to follow the cricket from work to moderate any more petulant outbursts.
Ouch…that hurt!