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What a load of crap

Monday, April 18th, 2005

The British public and press have responded with customary squeamishness to the Paula Radcliffe ‘pitstop’. Couching their words in coy cliche and puns which made me, for one, squirm more than too much salmon might have done, the headlines run the gamut of coquettishness from The Sun’s ‘Eesy Peesy’, to the Guardian’s ‘Spend a penny – and win a million dollars’.

I am not sure why, having made such a furore about a distinctly un-British act, the papers stop short of actually reporting the truth – Paula stopped to have a crap, not a piss. The journalists are behaving in a schizophrenic fashion – performing a strange dance where they, like a child in a playground saying ‘poobumwilly’, take great glee in reporting the incident, but stop prudishly short of admitting it was a number two, not a number one.

I have spoken to a few people who have some experience of competitive running, and it has become apparent to me that it is commonplace for marathon runners to ablute while they run. And I have read that Paula did so in Athens last year, when she dropped out at the same distance marker as she stopped briefly this time. I think it is a shame that her winning the marathon, and breaking a world record, is not enough of a story for the press, and so they have to focus on this most prosaic of acts.

And in other marathon news – according to the Evening Standard, ‘the event was marred by the death of a 59-year-old man from Cambridgeshire who collapsed while taking part, police said. He died later in hospital.’

Slipped on a random poo?

The Great British Car Factory Fiasco

Saturday, April 16th, 2005

The Elections

Friday, April 15th, 2005

I have always considered myself instrinsically a labour voter, and am concerned that although I, like many traditional labour supporters, have become disillusioned with the party, and have decided that I will not vote for them again, I will find it hard to vote for anyone else. For many of us, our politics are such a defining characteristic that it feels like betraying ourselves to change them.

But the fact is that I have made the decision: we have been betrayed, and unfortunately socially-motivated, left-thinking, underdog-championing, non-racist, anti-Western dominationist, fair-trade desiring, immigrant-supporting, non-homophobic people seem to have fewer and fewer choices politically. I took the test at the Political Compass website years ago, and it placed me conclusively in the left, libertarian quadrant. Today Busy emailed me a link to a site called Who Should You Vote For (something makes me think she must be less busy at work than previously), and this is what it told me. Funnily enough, despite having decided that I should vote Green as it was the party closest to me on the first test, I had recently been thinking that I would end up deciding on the Lib Dems. And not just because Charles Kennedy appears to have timed the birth of his child impeccably!

Who Should You Vote For?

Your expected outcome:

Liberal Democrat

Your actual outcome:

Labour -12
Conservative -75
Liberal Democrat 94
UK Independence Party -24
Green 40


You should vote: Liberal Democrat

The LibDems take a strong stand against tax cuts and a strong one in favour of public services: they would make long-term residential care for the elderly free across the UK, and scrap university tuition fees. They are in favour of a ban on smoking in public places, but would relax laws on cannabis. They propose to change vehicle taxation to be based on usage rather than ownership.

Who’s afraid of the big, bad, …

Friday, March 18th, 2005

When I heard about Paul Wolfowitz’s appointment by Bush as head of the World Bank on Wednesday, the main things which sprung to mind about him were that he was one of the main proponents of the Iraq war, having been amongst the most vociferously adamant that Saddam Hussein had vast weapons arsenals, and is regarded as the archetypal neo-con. Anxious to make my mind up further about him, I decided to do some research, and, being exhausted after a night of insomnia, chose the lazy way, and dug out my ‘Bush Cards‘ (carefully stacked deck) to see what they had to say about the man.

In the interests of writing a balanced character assassination, I fought off my intellectual torpor to look for what those who favour him have to say. The Washington Post journalist, David Ignatius, described him as “the Bush administration’s idealist in chief,” a man who “bleeds for (the Arab world’s) oppression and dreams of liberating it.” I discussed this blog entry with my friend The Rogue, and he reminded me that while Wolfowitz’s champions remember his writing on the importance of reducing global poverty during his time as Ambassador to Indonesia for Ronald Reagan, what is often overlooked by these people is that Wolfowitz was supporting Suharto, described in an article by Noam Chomsky as ‘one of the last century’s worst mass murderers and aggressors.’

Journalists and international bodies have brought up the fact that the World Bank appointment process is flawed: there is a tradition that of Washington’s two multilateral financial bodies, one of them must be headed by an American. As the IMF has a European leader, Bono (who was purported to be another contender for the World Bank post) was never really in the running. The Commission for Africa has expressed concerns that the selection is based on nationality rather than suitability. And Oxfam condemned the ‘gentleman’s agreement’ which sees the US picking the president, arguing that the candidate should be chosen on merit.

The worrying thing, of course, is that the World Bank makes decisions which affect the lives of the hundreds of millions of people living in extreme life-threatening poverty world-wide. The outgoing head, James Wolfensohn, was lauded for his attempts to eradicate debt in the developing nations, and for making this the primary concern of the institution. With the recent press coverage generated by the likes of Bob Geldof and Bono, and the Make Poverty History campaign, there are few people who do not know that the aid dependency problem needs addressing urgently. Not just to help the poor, but to create a world which is sustainable for those who live in the richer nations.

America recently rejected Gordon Brown’s ‘richest nations’ debt relief plan, which proposes not only a write-off of African debt, but also a borrowing scheme for African countries, which would be underwritten by richer nations. The American Government’s own, recently revealed, debt relief proposals have been criticised as they could undermine the World Bank’s own development objectives, and possibly even eventually collapse the International Development Agency. In the light of these American stances, and of Wolfowitz’s political history, it looks likely that the World Bank will be turned into another global puppet looking after America’s interests.

The Mayor and the Fascist Press

Thursday, February 17th, 2005

Has everyone missed the point? In likening the journalist Oliver Finegold to a concentration camp guard, Ken Livingstone said that he was “a reactionary scumbag”. How does slagging off the people who oppressed the Jews in the holocaust count as anti-semitism?

Besides, anyone who heard the way Finegold gloated when he said “Great, I have you on record for that”, will have realised at once that he clearly is a scumbag.

First Minister Rhodri Morgan: “He must apologise.”

Mayor Livingstone: “Won’t apologise.”

Fascist Nazi Concentration Camp Guard: “I am not a journalist.”