Comments on: Bentley and Bond

By: T

Tue, 30 Jan 2007 23:25:18 +0000

Bentley and Bond have just stolen our deposits. It’s been months since we moved out

The sneaky cunts must be stopped.

Specifically Nathan Field and Tony Godleman.

Don’t do business with them!

By: Tony

Tony — Mon, 22 Aug 2005 16:51:57 +0000

DAVE….f**k that! I’m only coming if I can tamper with Recidivist…and then only if she wears her glasses and a business suit!

Pixl, listen to the smart girl…she understands me!

By: Pixl

Pixl — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 22:34:34 +0000

I wasn’t thinking of cupcake but you knew that.

By: Recidivist

Recidivist — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 17:31:44 +0000

Anyway, I kind of think the cat with the weird name is strcprstskrskrk. And given what I know of him, I don’t think he would be upset with me if I divulged that that’s not the only odd thing about him.

By: Recidivist

Recidivist — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 15:13:30 +0000

Pixl dahling. I have never called you cupcake in my life.

By: Pixl

Pixl — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 19:37:50 +0000

Tony, I’m not sure if you’re referring to me as ‘the cat with the weird name’. I’ve been called a lot of things, granted that some have begun with c but never feline.

By: The Opinion

The Opinion — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 18:41:53 +0000

TT, the mystery deepens. I’ve been searching the dustiest files in the hospital library and it turns out that you may be a one off. I am hoping to take you to the Royal Society to show you off. Before that I really should observe you in a real social environment. I’m thinking about a weekend at Recidivist’s house, big brother style with a webcast on this site. I might throw in some late night Cialis Soft Tabs to see if we can recreate Craig and Anthony with you and Dave.Hold tight I’m just waiting for the go ahead from the ethics comittee.

By: Tony

Tony — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 10:18:21 +0000

Doctor, I got an e-mail for impotence drugs today. I dunno why they picked on me, I have no problems getting it up…give me some Dexedrine and a recent picture of redneck Britney, and I’m good to go!

Anyway, check out number 2…

2) Cialis Soft Tabs does not make you feel dizzy or make vision blurred, so you can easily drive a car or operate heavy machinery.

Why in the f**k would I want a stonking hard-on while operating heavy machinery?

By: Tony

Tony — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 21:03:48 +0000

Y’know, I’m in a different league, but I gotta tell ya! The more I read the cat with the weird name’s post, the more I am convinced he aint happy!

By: Tony

Tony — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 19:19:57 +0000

Anyway Recidivist, your un-charitable remark about me not going out much got me to thinking…and the sun was out today, so I stuck on shorts, shades and Rammstein…and headed out on my MB to check out the C’s n E’s!

After all, wasn’t it Wren that said …

‘He who is sick of hearing those knarly ass variable pneumatics scream, is sick of life?

So I was out there, six pack of Schlitz talls, chillin’…waiting for some high velocity action! Then got to thinking, this aint cool…I’m a fuckin’ plane spotter for Chris sake…

I should of drove down to Cambridge and gone watched a black and white French movie I can’t understand! That would have been worthy of some credibility…but not this!

Obviously I was getting a little depressed by this point, I was thinking…should of stayed at home…At least when I was auto-eroticising in my own evacuation…at least then I knew where I was at!

I could go on, but I may of said too much already.

So how was your day Recidivist? Do they have AC in that open plan office?

You got me figured out yet Doc?