Archive for March, 2005

Who’s afraid of the big, bad, …

Friday, March 18th, 2005

When I heard about Paul Wolfowitz’s appointment by Bush as head of the World Bank on Wednesday, the main things which sprung to mind about him were that he was one of the main proponents of the Iraq war, having been amongst the most vociferously adamant that Saddam Hussein had vast weapons arsenals, and is regarded as the archetypal neo-con. Anxious to make my mind up further about him, I decided to do some research, and, being exhausted after a night of insomnia, chose the lazy way, and dug out my ‘Bush Cards‘ (carefully stacked deck) to see what they had to say about the man.

In the interests of writing a balanced character assassination, I fought off my intellectual torpor to look for what those who favour him have to say. The Washington Post journalist, David Ignatius, described him as “the Bush administration’s idealist in chief,” a man who “bleeds for (the Arab world’s) oppression and dreams of liberating it.” I discussed this blog entry with my friend The Rogue, and he reminded me that while Wolfowitz’s champions remember his writing on the importance of reducing global poverty during his time as Ambassador to Indonesia for Ronald Reagan, what is often overlooked by these people is that Wolfowitz was supporting Suharto, described in an article by Noam Chomsky as ‘one of the last century’s worst mass murderers and aggressors.’

Journalists and international bodies have brought up the fact that the World Bank appointment process is flawed: there is a tradition that of Washington’s two multilateral financial bodies, one of them must be headed by an American. As the IMF has a European leader, Bono (who was purported to be another contender for the World Bank post) was never really in the running. The Commission for Africa has expressed concerns that the selection is based on nationality rather than suitability. And Oxfam condemned the ‘gentleman’s agreement’ which sees the US picking the president, arguing that the candidate should be chosen on merit.

The worrying thing, of course, is that the World Bank makes decisions which affect the lives of the hundreds of millions of people living in extreme life-threatening poverty world-wide. The outgoing head, James Wolfensohn, was lauded for his attempts to eradicate debt in the developing nations, and for making this the primary concern of the institution. With the recent press coverage generated by the likes of Bob Geldof and Bono, and the Make Poverty History campaign, there are few people who do not know that the aid dependency problem needs addressing urgently. Not just to help the poor, but to create a world which is sustainable for those who live in the richer nations.

America recently rejected Gordon Brown’s ‘richest nations’ debt relief plan, which proposes not only a write-off of African debt, but also a borrowing scheme for African countries, which would be underwritten by richer nations. The American Government’s own, recently revealed, debt relief proposals have been criticised as they could undermine the World Bank’s own development objectives, and possibly even eventually collapse the International Development Agency. In the light of these American stances, and of Wolfowitz’s political history, it looks likely that the World Bank will be turned into another global puppet looking after America’s interests.

Weird Science

Thursday, March 17th, 2005

There is a website that the Guardian Online is currently highlighting, called the Annals of Improbable Research. Each year it hosts the Ig Nobel awards, prizes given for ‘that [which] first makes people LAUGH, then makes them THINK’. According to the AIR website, ‘Each year, ten Ig Nobel Prizes are awarded. The selection criterion is simple. The prizes are for “achievements that cannot or should not be reproduced.” Examine that phrase carefully. It covers a lot of ground. It says nothing as to whether a thing is good or bad, commendable or pernicious.’

These caught my eye, and I just wanted to share with you some of the recent winners and nominees.

The Farting Herrings: a group of scientists in Canada and Scotland found out that at night, herrings make an odd rasping noise, accompanied by bubbles coming out of their anuses. As they seem to release more bubbles the more fish are in proximity to each other, it was posited that it was a night time communication method, with light being the day time equivalent. It was found that the gas was not flatulent, so it can’t really be called farting. But interestingly, a Swedish team had also been investigating the phenomenon – instigated by their navy hearing unidentified noises which it thought could be Russian submarines.

Homosexual Necrophilia in the animal kingdom: Dutch researcher Kees Moeliker, investigating the phenomenon of homosexuality, and rape patterns of mallards, recorded a 75 minute incident of one mallard copulating with the corpse of another while pecking its head. It stopped twice for short breaks, and made a ‘raeb-raeb’ distress sound when the researcher intervened and removed the corpse, placing it in the freezer. Prior to this, it was thought the only necrophiliac incident recorded amongst animals was in America, where a squirrel copulated with a mate which had been run over. However since Moeliker’s research was reported, another David Cronenberg incident has came to light, of a pigeon which alighted on a dead ‘mate’ after it had been run over, and ‘engaged in vigorous copulatory movements’ according to a 1987 report in the journal British Birds.

Sexuality and yawning: another Dutch academic, Wolter Seuntjens, claims that there is no physical explanation for yawning, and cites a couple who argue that the acme of yawning is a ‘mini orgasm’. He goes on to draw parallels between yawning and: spontaneous ejaculation in terminal rabies; spontaneous orgasm in cases of heroin withdrawal; sexual response in cases of anti depressant use.

Scrotal asymmetry: unlike the most common representations by ancient Greek sculptors, which show the right testicle higher and the left larger, the right human testicle is in fact both larger (by about 6.3%) and higher (by over 60%).

And my personal favourite –

Country music and suicide: two American academics published their report ‘Country music and suicide’ which shows that regardless of such factors as poverty, divorce, gun availability and ’southerness’, the greater the airtime devoted to country music in metropolitan areas, the higher the white suicide rate. They contend that ‘themes found in country music foster a suicidal mood among people already at risk of suicide’.

Dungeness

Sunday, March 13th, 2005

Catch Up

Wednesday, March 9th, 2005

Contrary to what an anonymous commentator suggested last week, I am far from having completely relapsed, unconcerned about the onset of old age, and delighted for my sister. The relapsing is something that one as pig-headed as myself will not allow to happen, in order to sustain my sense of pride. The ageing is great. Not even being told the morning before my birthday that my grey hairs were visible could detract from the fact that I was really looking forward to the actual festivities which would mark the transition from bright young twenty something to ‘I haven’t done all the things I should have by the time I am’ thirty something. And of course, as Damon Albarn remarked, ‘the mind gets dirty as you get closer to thirty’, so its not all bad…

Squeak did provide a fair bit of distraction, I must admit. But then while she was in the room, it was not possible to do anything except look at her, so I can perhaps be forgiven for the gooeyness…